News item: Dominatrix Barbara Asher went on trial today for manslaughter for the July 3, 2000, death of 53-year-old Michael Lord. Prosecutors allege that Asher, a professional dominatrix known as Mistress Lauren M, chopped up Lord after he died during a kinky bondage session in Asher’s Quincy condo.
Try to remember it’s bad to dismember,
When heartbeat slows and they turn yellow.
Try to remember it’s bad to dismember,
When loud they scream and then to bellow.
Try to remember it’s bad to dismember,
When you snap your bullwhip and it's a deathblow.
Don’t you dismember, but if you dismember,
Then run-o.
(Run-o, run-o, run-o, run-o, run-o,
run-o,
run-o, run-o, run-o, run-o.)
Try to remember that cops aren’t that tender,
They’ll find the blood upon your pillow.
Try to remember to phone your defender,
Before you chop them into jello.
Try to remember that for the male gender,
That leather and chains will scare from the get-go.
Don’t you dismember, but if you dismember,
Then run-o.
(Run-o, run-o, run-o, run-o, run-o,
run-o,
run-o, run-o, run-o, run-o.)
Now a jail member you wish you'd remembered,
For many years you know will follow.
Now a jail member you wish you'd remembered,
They're not okay if they can't swallow.
Now a jail member you wish you'd remembered,
It's bad to dismember if they're known fellows.
Now a jail member you wish you'd remembered,
To run-o.
(Run-o, run-o, run-o, run-o, run-o,
run-o,
run-o, run-o, run-o, run-o.)